Memorialy Monday: Have a Tic Tac

Ah, Memory Monday: The day of the week when I reminisce about an old job.

It's Memorial Day, so I've already had a few gin & tonics, but I still wanted to post a MM today. And this MM, it comes in the form of a confession:

It was me. Yes; I was the one who threw the tic tacs into the office across the hall that used to be occupied by the office manager (who quit and left your financials in shambles). Why? Because I was bored. Because the office manager got to leave and I was still stuck there, listening to the Place Games, debating Michelle Obama's hotness, and working on translations with bad technology. Because every time you found one in there, you blamed the former office manager. Because they made a nice little clicking noise when they hit the wall.

Because you all had bad breath.

All of that, plus those fruity tic tacs are the worst. I didn't know what else to do with them.