- What's something you've failed at?
- Someone name an unusual crime.
- What's a deep secret you have?
Improv Guy: What do you do for work?
Me: (sheepish grin, red in the face) I'm unemployed.
Of ALL THE PEOPLE in the audience, he asked ME what I do for work! And what did I tell him? Did I make something up? "Actually, Improv Guy, I'm a lion tamer." NO! But, as it turned out, the truth was funnier (at least, that's what I'm telling myself).