I just want you to know I wasn't going to post today.
I was going to skip Friday all together, actually; you know, just sleep right through it. Wake up and *bam* it's Saturday! Time to make eggs in a frame and take the dogs for a walk to the pond! But then there was barking from the floor above us at 7 this morning and our dogs woke up and started barking. It was my day to walk them (every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and every other Sunday!), so I got up. There went my idea to skip Friday.
Case of the Nasties still raging like some sort of bad seafood allergy, I decided not to post. I figured it would be best for our relationship. But then, Reader, everything changed: I found out that I have fans.
Fans! And they're real live other people! They might have read more of this blog than my mom. So this Friday is Fans Friday. To you, Fans! (You couldn't see it just now, but I poured one out).