Buy my time!

To the tune of "Call Me!" by Blondie

I can run your errands, baby
Let me wash your car
I can start your garden, darling
I'll make your avatar
Come on now, you have a job
and all I do is write my blog

Call me! Buy my time!
Call me, call me; I'll pick up your wine
Call me! And I'll take your to do list for cash only
Call me.

I can walk your doggy, baby
I can bathe your cat
Pick up your dry cleaning, honey?
Yes, I can do that
Is it first class you want to fly?
Or to other jobs you want to apply?

Call me! Buy my time!
Call me when it's peanut butter jelly time
Call me! And I'll take your to do list for cash only
Call me.

I can be your personal shopper
I can cut your grass
I can go pick out your groceries
or drive you to spin class
I would do anything for cash
but, my friend, I won't do that

Call me! Buy my time!
Call me while you're at work (you lucky swine)
Call me! And I'll take your to do list for cash only
Call me.

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